Gary (Jason Segel) I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right direction to go? I don't know.
Am I a man or am I Muppet? Muppet Gary (Am I a Muppet?) Gary If I'm a Muppet, then I'm a very manly Muppet. Muppet Gary (Very manly Muppet) Gary Am I a Muppet... Muppet Gary (...Muppet) Gary Or am I a man? Muppet Gary (Am I a man?) Gary If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man. Muppet Gary (A Muppet of a man)
Walter I look into these eyes And I don't recognize The one I see inside It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I Muppet? Human Walter (Jim Parsons) (Am I a Muppet?) Walter If I'm a Muppet, well I'm a very manly Muppet. Human Walter (Very manly Muppet) Walter Am I a Muppet... Human Walter (Muppet) Walter Or am I a man? Human Walter (Am I a man?) Walter If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man. Human Walter (A Muppet of a man)
Gary and Walter Here I go again. I'm always running out of time I think I made up my mind Now I understand who I am