Black Rob - Thug Story

T SWIZZLE T SWIZZLE T PIZZLE T PIZZLE


I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor
you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

no I ain't got a gun
no I never really been in a club
still live with my parents
but I'm still a thug

i'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
you out clubbing, but I just make caramel delight
t swift and t-pain rappin on the same track
it's a thug story tell me can you handle that

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT I had high-top NIkes
I had DIAMONDS IN MY MOUTH, and DIAMONDS ON MY MIC
by the time I woke up I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT"

cuz I'm a singer turned rapper
SHORTY I'MA MAKE YA
straight to the top, yo
SHORTY I'MA TAKE YA

you can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
IT'S A THUG STORY NOW TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE

SINGER TURNED GANGSTER
you don't wanna fight me
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP
in my extra small white tee

T SWIFT AND T-PAIN ALL UP ON THE SAME TRACK
IT'S A THUG STORY NOW CAN YOU GET WITH THAT

what! what! I knit sweaters yo!
what! what! don't test me (bleep)

hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
WHAT?
I said "yo"
YUP
you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
SHE DIDN"T EVEN SWEAR
hello??