Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg He won it in the war In nineteen forty four
Corporal Clegg had a medal too In orange, red and blue He found it in the zoo
Dear oh dear, oh are they really sad for me? Dear oh dear, oh will they really laugh at me?
Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him Missus Clegg, another drop of gin? Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain He's never been the same No one is to blame
Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream From her Majesty, the Queen His boots were very clean Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him Missus Clegg, another drop of gin?
Corporal Clegg Corporal Clegg Corporal Clegg Corporal Clegg (Johnny) Corporal Clegg (Johnny is on guard) Corporal Clegg (All right, men - in you go) Corporal Clegg (Left, right, left, right) Corporal Clegg (I'm right behind you) Corporal Clegg (What are you speaking of? About that leg of yours...) Corporal Clegg (You'll excuse me, from now on, what of it?) Corporal Clegg (Ha! We got him) Corporal Clegg (Johnny Clegg's dead) Corporal Clegg Corporal Clegg