Making love underneath the bed Shooting stars from a purple sky I don't care How I do it Im the man on the flaming pie Stick my tongue out and lick my nose Took my shirt in and zip my fly Go ahead Have a vision Im the man on the flaming pie Now, everything I do has a simple explanation When I'm with you You could do with a vacation I took my brains and stretched them on the rack Now I'm not so sure I'm ever going to get them back Cut my toes off to spite my feet I don't know whether laugh or cry Never mind Check my rythm I'm the man on a flaming pie I'm the man on a flaming pie Now, everything I do has a simple explanation When I'm with you You could do with a vacation I took my brains and stretched them on the rack Now I'm not so sure I'm ever going to get them back