Ludacris - Tickets Sold Out (Skit)

This Friday performing live
At the civic center
You heard him on Phat Rabbit wit Timbaland.

"I be that nigga named Luda AKA L.O.V.A. L.O.V.A."

You heard him wit Jermaine Dupri on Sony PlayStation's John Matten 2000
Now, now, now see him perform live at the civic center
For 3 shows only
It's Ludacris
Tickets for the first show are not available
Because it's Sold Out
Tickets for the second show (are not available)
You got it right, Sold Out
And Tickets for the 3rd & final show have been Sold Out.

So hold up. What the fuck am I doin' this shit for?