Sit down Ok everybody it's clown time Y'all little motherfuckers shut the fuck up The clown is here everybody sit around right here I said shut the fuck up "Shaggy The Clown" has a present for everybody
I got your fuckin present hanging next to my nuts Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek because I haven't had my Mederol in almost a week Your fuckin mama brought me here to entertain your ass so no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny give me props unless you want your little necks bloody I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch but that ain't what I'm fuckin about I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose and fuckin pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no fuckin superhero ain't that big and scary though I fight like little Rey Mysterio I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of your mom and if the bitch gets heated tell her bring it on
Oh shit it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's somebody's birthday Oh no it isn't Oh shit it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's your birthday
Sit the fuck down or it's everybody's birthday Shut the fuck up
Oh shit it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's somebody's birthday Oh no it isn't Oh shit it's your birthday Oh no it isn't It's your birthday
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