[phones ringing, babies crying] white guy: Hi how you doin'? nurse: Doctor's office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you? white guy: Uh, yes I have a 4:00 appointment, I'm here to get my shot. nurse: Okay, come right with me. white guy: This isn't gonna take too long is it? nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here. white guy: Oh great, thanks. nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and uh can we get you anything? white guy: Uh maybe a glass of water would be great. nurse: Okay great. [door shuts] white guy: Man what is taking so long? [door creaks open, funky music in the background] doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup? white guy: Hi how you doin'? doctor Ice Cube: Good, alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh? white guy: Yes sir that's me. doctor Ice Cube: [Chuckle] I heard you don't like shots do you? white guy: No I sure don't. doctor Ice Cube: Aww you're a big boy this won't hurt a bit, just uh turn your head... white guy: Let's get this over with. doctor Ice Cube: yeah uh, let's rub a little alcohol on there, right here, for you, and uh brace yourself this won't hurt.