[Humpty Hump] Tie the knot, tie tie the knot Ahh yeah, tie the knot, tie tie the knot Tie the knot, tie tie the knot (2X)
*some off key singing of Here Comes the Bride by Digital Underground*
[Humpty talking while they sing] Uhh, kick it y'all Ahh yeah
[Shock G] Heheheheheh Yo Hump, gonna do a lil somethin like this
Lots of little knots that need to be tied A pair of knuckleheads walkin side by side down the altar, you say to yourself, "I will not falter" But you're thinkin it -- how did I get myself in this predicament? Saw the def cutie that made your heart sing You hop to the shop to get a ring (a big diamond) You hop to the shop to buy a ring (a BIG DIAMOND!) You hopped to the shop and got a ring... Felt left out cause all your friends are hooked But now you're at the altar, your goose is cooked You say a prayer, "Lord please give me strength to make it through" Opened up your nervous mouth, slipped and said, "I do"