Bowling For Soup - A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars from Christmas
And started a punk rock band

Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our '82 Dodge van

Now we're getting older
And much more sober
And we've got big house payments to make

The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break

Get ready here it comes...

This song sounds like a dance song
Cuz dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

And now the label is so stoked
They don't get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts

Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos (neato)
The ones that break the young girls' hearts

And now we can too...

This song sounds like a dance song
Cuz dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song
Cuz dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

Who the hell are we fooling?
This isn't really what we do (really what we do)
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue (listen to Motley Crue)
But it's gonna be funny
Cuz this song will be number one (one)

This song sounds like a dance song
Cuz dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cuz dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song
Cuz dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit

It's our new sound
We're gonna take it to the next level
Wait, the drum's just dropped out
The drum- it sound- it doesn't sound good anymore
It's- I can't find the rhythm... of the deal...
Na it's cool. No it's not....

Alright we're back!
We are dancing, this is us and we are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing and we're dancing, dancing, dancing
Woo!